Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 09, 2018

Wow! He’s really IN there.

I don’t think he so much sinks as crawls.

“You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into… the Twilight Zone.”

In this episode of The Twilight Zone, we question whether certain pieces of furniture can develop an appetite for blue robes and the people who wear them.

This does not look very comfy, Silas. Go to bed! (As I am telling myself right now).

Notice the lack of toenails and fingernails. Jerry van A needs a visit from our one and only Nighthawks.

The only problem is with the scratches from the coins down there.

Has anyone thought how hard it would be to get up?

Neither did Silas, he’s been in there since 1982.

I was just wondering whether I should ask Sheriff MonkeyBlues to do a wellness check.

It’s all too easy.

Wow.

The Comfy Chair!!!!!!!

Thats me at the end of a long day.

I’ll bet that a lot of you would agree with me.

Is he registered to vote in any of those precincts?

Poor old Sigh-las…

Silas has his head where the sun doesn’t shine. Alice his long suffering wife, has told him that before.

“Hey there’s a lot of syllables down here!”

If it’s an easy chair, why’s it so hard to get out of it?