Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 10, 2018

That’s not weird… I have named rocks in my yard!

Greg Moody grass, Greg Moody fence post, Greg Moody shrub, it goes on.

If the names are for his legacy where are they recorded. Is there a Ballard Street Bureau of Names?

“Yeah, uh, that’s great, Greg. You just keep doing that and I’ll be over here helping to stabilize the foundation.”

The really weird ( and sad) thing is that his name is really Craig. Greg is his twin brother. He always did get the two of them mixed up.

I had a friend who named every orange on our tree.

Remember, for a legacy, it’s best to choose things that’ll live on after you.

Greg Moody rock, fine.

Greg Moody oak, OK, Greg Moody apple tree, probably.

But not Greg Moody dandelion, or Greg Moody mayfly.

One question, though… shouldn’t you also bestow a few names like Melanie Moody front steps, and Melanie Moody mailbox….

I mean, just to be fair?

I think Greg Moody just might have rocks for brains.

No more silly than grunge rock.

I’m guessing that Greg has a case of the Moody Blues.

Greg’s older than dirt… Moody Dirt…

BTW folks, the GoComics “Bookmarklets” were updated yesterday to handle the site changes. They are at:

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Let’s not forget the Greg Moody Memorial Hammock !

Wait a minute! How does he know that rock doesn’t already have a name?

So is Greg Moody moody? Or is Greg Moody’s rock moody?

Better check the local records to make sure that’s not a public rock.