Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 11, 2018

Oh my, what a condition his condition is in.

It looks like Marge went overboard with the starch again.

Maybe Marge needs to get one of those front-loading washing machines.

I actually prefer top-loaders like the one she has now…

But it does have an agitator.

Maybe Gordon’s shirts are getting just a bit too agitated….

and he’s picking up their condition.

Listen Susan I happen to know Marge is his agitation. That woman could agitate a rock.

Gordon learned a long time ago to sit quietly and tip toe softly and maybe, just maybe, she won’t notice you.

When I spot her at Ballard Fine Foods and Karate School, I stand perfectly still. I don’t even breathe.

I’ve passed out 4 times last week alone.

Gordon picked the wrong for avoiding agitation.

Someone get that man a Fudgesickle.

Agitation is making him wait.

The colors in that house are making me dizzy.

Good luck Gordon.

Gee, Gordon, aggravated agitation getting grievous? (hee, hee, it seems Gordon doesn’t like the letter “g”)

No, looks more like I need to go to the bathroom.. again, but if I sit quietly… can put it off

He’s apparently been seized by the Duel Dichotomies of Dread: Too stubborn to move from an uncomfortable position.

What ever you do, do NOT watch CNN!

They don’t call him Grumpy Gordon for nothing !

He really needs to change his brand of laxative.

He mouthed off wildly to Marge, and now he’s suffering. His tongue got in the way of his eye teeth, and he couldn’t see what he was saying! Poor guy!

Looks like that chair is slowly swallowing him.