Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 04, 2020

Here Jerry Fleeblemeister took a risk.

Just one, mind you, but it was a doozy.

He decided to take an earlier bus, and he got clobbered by Mr. Toobinful’s unicycle.

That statue is very ………………….. specific to its locale.

To intimidate the staff?

Without Jerry, the monument is sort of a half potato. Jerry demonstrates NOT managing risk.

Susan Sunshine!!! Where are you? I need to know you’re hale and hearty!!

I’ll bet he wishes risk wasn’t his business.

“Murder by desk set…Probably the work of Parker Schaefer,” Detective Bic opined.

I was trying to figure out whether that’s a desk set … which is what it looks like to me…

or a weird indoor antenna… cos I’ve seen some that look like that.

Visually, desk set is a better bet…

but you can do so much more damage once you involve electricity.

Unless, of course, the Risk Management Institute deals with the sort of damage you can do with a pen…

taking risks like writing whopping checks for bogus stocks… or to send to Nigerian princes.

Bank robbery gone bad. That’s why they keep those deadly pens chained up.

And this was just Jerry signing up for the course…

The chiropractor clinic next door does very well.

A terrible accident involving a meteorite and a wireless router?

RMI is jealous of Farmer Insurance’s Hall of Claims.

No need to tear this one down.

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Glad to see that Susan Sunshine didn’t take a risk at the Institute, with Jerry flailing around. Happy 4th my southern cousins.