Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 28, 2020

That’s not a haircut. That’s a terrorist attack.

Is that a quarantine do-it-yourself haircut?

Oh fer…just shave your pointed head. There, that wasn’t hard was it.

The alternative would be to hide under your bed until it grows out. Your call…

That’s what ball caps were made for.

Now, THAT is one bad hairday, right there!

Never go to a barber with a bad case of hay fever.

Time to break out the razor…

Oy

The difference between a good haircut and a bad one is only a couple of weeks.

The weedeater, turned out to be a bad idea.

Pair of scissors and a razor will take care of that.

To be fair, Jess, that is a legendarily bad haircut. That could be a “your haircut on drugs” poster.

I did this a few months back. I lived …

Jesse is overcome, all right…

And then accepts reality.. that he is not a real man after all. In his heart, he knows a real man would not have tipped the barber.

Steve – You know I am talking to you. Did you sit as a model for today’s comic?

Just shave the rest of it off. It’ll grow back……..maybe!

That’s not just a bad haircut, that’s a humongously bad haircut.

I’m boycotting haircuts. And, Mrs. Baker is not happy about it.

Shave it all and start over.

Wait two weeks, it’ll self correct.