I see the keys are far outside of the cage. I wonder if the zookeeper will let him out, or insist that he act until they can (maybe) recapture the gorilla?
Big gorilla at the L.A. ZooSnatched the glasses right off my faceTook the keys to my BMWLeft me here to take his place
I wish the ape a lot of successI’m sorry my apartment’s a messMost of all I’m sorry if I made you blueI’m betting the gorilla will, too
They say Jesus will find you wherever you goBut when He’ll come looking for you, they don’t knowIn the mean time, keep your profile lowGorilla, you’re a desperado
He built a house on an acre of landHe called it ‘Villa Gorilla’Now I hear he’s getting divorcedLaying low at L’Ermitage, of course
Then the ape grew very depressedWent through Transactional AnalysisHe plays racquetball and runs in the rainStill he’s shackled to a platinum chain
Big gorilla at the L.A. ZooSnatched the glasses right off my faceTook the keys to my BMWLeft me here to take his place
DennisinSeattle over 3 years ago
Unfortunately for Wilbur, I think no one will notice.
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 3 years ago
I think you’re right, Dennis. Wanda never pays attention anyway. She is too busy making TikTok videos.
Farside99 over 3 years ago
I see the keys are far outside of the cage. I wonder if the zookeeper will let him out, or insist that he act until they can (maybe) recapture the gorilla?
GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago
And now the inmates are running the zoo.
Bilan over 3 years ago
Gorilla of Hearts?
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
He went ape-$hit
Judeeye Premium Member over 3 years ago
Will anyone on Ballard Street even raise an eyebrow for a gorilla in man pants?
J Short over 3 years ago
Bustin a sag.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
What Wilber’s really upset most about is what that ape has done to his pants’ cardboard inserts.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
A bad case of identity theft..
wndflower1 over 3 years ago
and THIS could get very political very soon!!
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
There once was a de-pantsed man, Wilbur,
by one with a back tinged with silver.
Was it some clip-board ape?
Wearing Gorilla Tape?
Or maybe The Mad Haberdasher…
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Hurry! Throw some poo at him!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Smooth move, Magilla.
smorbie the great and beautiful over 3 years ago
The sad thing is that Stanley’s wife won’t even notice the difference.
grumpypophobart over 3 years ago
Past tense I think. There HAS BEEN a bit of a dust up…and the winner walks away……………..
WebSmith over 3 years ago
“Gorilla You’re a Desperado”Song by Warren Zevon
Big gorilla at the L.A. ZooSnatched the glasses right off my faceTook the keys to my BMWLeft me here to take his place
I wish the ape a lot of successI’m sorry my apartment’s a messMost of all I’m sorry if I made you blueI’m betting the gorilla will, too
They say Jesus will find you wherever you goBut when He’ll come looking for you, they don’t knowIn the mean time, keep your profile lowGorilla, you’re a desperado
He built a house on an acre of landHe called it ‘Villa Gorilla’Now I hear he’s getting divorcedLaying low at L’Ermitage, of course
Then the ape grew very depressedWent through Transactional AnalysisHe plays racquetball and runs in the rainStill he’s shackled to a platinum chain
Big gorilla at the L.A. ZooSnatched the glasses right off my faceTook the keys to my BMWLeft me here to take his place