Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 09, 2021

Eric always has a blast.

Eric go boom…

He also likes to conduct the Ballard Street washtub string banjo and jug orchestra, but it’s only because he can’t hear them.

Is his last name Rorschach

Eric got started as a boy, and just never grew out of it. His job in quality control at the fireworks factory is perfect for him — he has to test every hundredth firecracker off of the assembly line.

He started on Independence Day and now has a bang-up time on the fourth of every month!

“Hand-held”, you say? For a hobby? His elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top, does it?

That’s a hobby that be the shortest life-long hobby.

Is he friends with Edgar Montrose?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYTJ9XKL8jg

If he keeps this up, Eric may soon have a new nickname…Lefty.

Sick and wrong

Go for it Eric, you will be popular on November the 5th in the UK!

I’m surprised he has any eyebrows left…

Hand held explosives. Get them now at your local Malwart. They’re located in the adult toy department along with guns knives and hobby hand grenades.

Hey Eric! New item at Malwart, exploding spitballs.

Hold my beer…

I looks like he still has all of his fingers.

I’m sure he gets hired for the occasional Ballard Street Gender Reveal Party.

Deaf as a stone but the life of the party laughing at every joke.

If I didn’t know he lives on Ballard St., I’d swear he lives on the next street over from mine.

Face or ear protection just makes it less fun.

Uh-huh – armored face? (Sounds like one of those “stupidity reveal” parties.)

Soon he will be using handless explosives

Not what all the fuss is. A lot of us do this.

Eric’s ok in my book.

Eric suffers from shell shock now, so he is permanently having a blast.

Him too?!?

Without goggles?