Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 09, 2021

I don’t think that outdoor activities are ready for Ken.

That’s great, Ken. Look for one with a longer, sturdier stem, maybe a couple of them. That way you can set them up from your window and watch them there. Baby steps, Ken.

It’s always good to see which way the wind blows.

It’s also good to sneak a peek to see if there are any Ballard St weirdos out there before coming out.

And then Ken’s arm got sun burned. Ken is now in a dark closet. " The outside hurts", he thought. " won’t try that again". And that is why nobody has seen Ken in the last 35 years.

Ken you think of a better way to go out for a spin without going out for a spin?

Like mowing the lawn, and shoveling the driveway?

Baby steps Ken, baby steps.

Ken pretends he is the owner of a wind mill?

And then, after the sharp, sudden involvement of Susan’s foot, Ken’s “outside activities” consist mainly of trying to get back in…

Not so sure about that, this has every sign of an escape plan. Ken is checking to see which way the wind is blowing, and how strong. He sails tonight.

Shows you what thinks did snerks

Ken is testing the air before going into it.