Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 29, 2022

Gordon, is the epitome of the modern man.

We all are

Gordon lives here in Sun City…

Gordon lives down at the far end of Ballard Street next to the city, and he’s shunned by his neighbors. Even Ballard Street has its standards!

aren’t we all, Gordon

Well gee, no offense man, but your sign kinda sucks.

I would have thought an artists’ easel with a variety of signs to put out.

Well if Gordon is, then I am too! Why are we offended?

The problem with Gordon (which pales in comparison to the issues most of the other Ballard denizens have), is that he hates being called “Gory” & “Gordo”. Sadly rather than trying on Skip, Lance, or Biff, for size: this was the best he could come up with…

Just because you’re offended doesn’t make you right…

Shouldn’t this be over on Non Sequitur?

Gordy’s societal comments are legion. Yesterday he was incensed, tomorrow he will be will be merely buggered after his busy week of signage.

Seems people get offended easily today…for the dumbest things…if you don’t agree with their opinion, you’re wrong. And they protest….HA!

Well in general Gordon may be right?

Gordon, I don’t believe Ballard Street is for you… Or perhaps… it’s perfect for you…

Gordon’s a wise man, this eliminates all the nosy parkers on Ballard St popping over with inquiries.

Nothing like a large, vague sign to drive down property values in the neighborhood. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceS_jkKjIgo&t=44s

Another rebel without a clue.

Gordon, I’m offended that you’re offended at me!

Bleehhhh!

As Groucho put it,“The proposition may be good

But let’s have one thing understood

What ever it is, I’m against it"

People are always getting offended. And have been for decades that I know of!

Gorden fits right into our current day.

I’m offended that you’re offended.

Amen. Given everything, society is not nice and is going downhill