Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 07, 2022

Fred Astaire he is not

Ester, will turn in some foot work of her own when she sees what troy did to the paint on the wall.

Troy is a fan of all those old-time fancy dancers; Gene Kelly, Donald O’Connor, … The guys who could run up walls. You would never guess, to see him move, that he never took so much as one dance lesson.

Kicking the sheet out of sheet-rock.

Paraphrasing Lionel Ritchie, ♪ Dancing on the sheet-rock ♪

Noone will believe that Troy danced so high.

for a moment his bladder looks full

When Troy “trips the light fantastic” he literally trips the light. His wife is still steamed about having to clean up the shattered bulb last night.

Troy needs to stop scraping the walls and watch out for that raised rug…

I’d shoot him.

Troy’s fetish for leaving his mark means he has security follow him at the grocers and none of his friends will have him over for a visit.

This is seriously a good idea. You don’t keep your agility by watching dancing shows on TV.

Guess who has to clean the scuff marks off the wall?

Gotta break loose FOOTLOOSE……….