Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 30, 2023

Iris should have had his eggs benedict on the table 10 seconds ago.

Benny has perfected passive-aggressivenrss.

tsk tsk tsk

Well it does look like he meant to do that. What is your problem, Benny?

Benny comes across as a little passive aggressive

I’de ignore that belligerent defiant act and and serve myself and not him!

Good morning Balladeers.

As Iris is about to breathe fire, this little Tableau might be called “Benny and the Jets”…

Not a happy couple. Iris needs to seek help, Benny is trouble.

When Iris suspected Benny of cheating on her, she finally confronted him with :“Alright Benny, spill it!!”

Okay Iris, hit him with that wet dish rag and prepare for the morning fisticuffs.

I’m laughing because I turned my full coffee cup over about 15 minutes ago. But I didn’t do it on purpose…

This is what Benny thinks of instant coffee.

This will escalate quickly and end in tears…from the application of said waffle iron.

Wife: I’m not cleaning that mess up!

The dirty spatula from breakfast will leave a nasty grease smear on the top of his head when she whacks him with it.

Benny is not happy with the way the 49ers played yesterday.

Antagonizing the cook is never a good idea.

Benny must be part cat.

Must be related to a cat