Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 17, 2023

Have a good trip

Is he hitting a force field, or did he trip?

Don should prepare himself a little better before diving into the day.

Gravity 1, Donald 0.

It’s those stupid pointy shoes. Dennis told him, “Donald you have round feet. You can’t put a round foot in a pointed shoe.” But did he listen? No.

BTW his teeth are a permanent part of the front walk now. Tsk tsk…..

That’s a bad start to the day.

One small step for man, one giant leap for Donald

One face plant coming up.

And now Rachel knows the story.

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I don’t know why they call it “inhospitable” when clearly, his injuries will be quite hospital-able.

Or maybe I have it backwards… does it mean he will surely be in hospital?

Oh dear… the ambiguity….

Donald is about to encounter inhospitable terrain.

Oops!

Untied shoelaces

Funny, it’s the same pose Donald uses when he models for ship figureheads…

You know that you are going down. There is nothing you can do to stop it. And you know that it’s going to hurt.

When the alarm rang this morning, Donald wished he could stay horizontal; He’s about to get his wish…

He has a hard time keeping up with the phrase, “keep on your toes”!

Happens every time he ties his shoes.. together.

He’s always running late, so Donald had to run for office again.

He has two left feet syndrome……

Good morning Susan, Tigressy, Happy and all the Balladeers!

It looks like his cardboard inserts locked up.

OOOOOOH- this one’s gunna hurt!!!

He enjoys posting his misadventures on Faceplant.

The old level-change face plant

Since when are shoelaces considered ‘terrain’?

NTSB report———“Uncontrolled flight into unexpected terrain”.

Those pointy shoes will get snagged in even the smallest catch…

The steps resent him painting them in an unflattering colour, so they tripped him. The sidewalk came up to meet him in an effort to help. Alas, it didnt cement their friendship, only his nose.

I understand. I do my own stunts, too. Mostly by accident.

♫♪"I’m singing in terrain…"♫♪