Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 28, 2024

man this hurts just by looking at it ugh

We would be pleased to find out that all of that rabid foam came from a can

Can I have some eye bleach before bed? That image is nightmare inducing.

Yes, Todd, but when it gets dull, you should change it.

Ahh. The way he’s holding the razon, now I know how he lost an ear.

Todd seems way too invested in this process.

A reference to Sweeney Todd, the demon barber?

TODAY’S LIMERICK.

There was a young fellow called Todd, Who had a twin brother called Rod. If they’d both had a beard, They would have appeared, To be like 2 peas in a pod.

I gave up shaving when I gave up public life. Now nobody cares!

When I retired from the army, I put away the razor and foam and have been using electric ever since. Way back, sometimes my wife would use my razor to shave her legs. After that, the razor was so dull that it would rip the whiskers out, not cut them.

Todd considers himself a Schick magnet.

Good morning Balladeers and No6!

hmm… judging from his face, should he be allowed to handle sharp objects???

@ChessPirate.

Thanks for the heads up. See Pickles!

Todd prefers razors that match his personality.

Happy enough with making razors dull yet he wonders why his friends think him dull.

Virile? Any man knows nothing dulls his razor faster than his wife using it on her legs

Has he had his shots?