Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 13, 2025

it helps with improving intimacy (minus the bad breath)

While LaVern and Lenny are waltzing, no one can hear the ragtime music on their I-pod.

Actually LaVerne is taking Lenny’s pulse. The two step is one step too many.

Thought they were taking blood pressures.

The battery in my ancient iPod only last about 45 minutes but I keep it ‘cause it has a set of fabulous bird identification recordings. They can not be updated to newer iPhone iS.

A match made in heaven – if only there was a spark left in Lenny.

Rumba her rump to the boudoir, Lenny.

That’s sweet.

TODAY’S LIMERICK.

There was a young fellow called Lenny,

Who danced with his lovely wife Penny.

He had a device,

That played Adele Vice,

And a love song by Dolly & Kenny.

Cherish the moments.

Lenny and Laverne can still Trip the Light Fantastic like Fred and Ginger.

Just last year I got a bluetooth transmitter so I can now pair my old Mp3 player with my wireless headphones and speakers.

Friend gave me a Bose Sounddock, drop your old iPhone and get awesome sound

Paradoxically, depleting its battery recharges theirs…

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

They’re like two peas in a pod.

I miss my iPod. It’s preferred over using my iPhone to play music because of its tactile controls.

The iPod no longer exists.

The 2 Step – done with step a) and step b)