Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for June 21, 2012
Transcript:
Delores: Allen and I are just friends, Jenny. I had no idea you, or anyone, felt that way about him. Jenny: He's been a crush since high school. Delores: Does he know how you feel? Jenny: No... I've never told him, or anyone else. Jenny: You're the first to know my deep, dark secret, Delores. Delores: ... And I feel so very... Awkward that you've confided in me. Jenny: I feel like I've gained a sister!
Yeah…a sister that will beat the stuffing out of you!!
RRRUUUNNNNNN!!