Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for July 26, 2012
Transcript:
Allen: Hello? Hi Mom! I'm already for your Christmas visit! Allen: I have the lights up and I even got out your plastic Elvis Santa! The fridge is all stocked and what? Allen: Fiji? But I... You said you'd come for Christmas... Does plastic Elvis Santa mean nothing to you anymore?! Yeah, Merry Stupid Christmas... Ah-hl Ha-ve a bloooo Christmas with-out youuu...
The plastic Elvis Santa is psychic.