Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for September 26, 2012
Transcript:
Excuse me, Mr. Heffley? I have another resume for the Phys-Ed position... Girl: It's from a Delores Tanzini in Brooklyn... Heff: Ohio?! Girl: Uh... No, New York, sir. Heff: The year was 1976. I was 16, she was 18... Her hair was silk and her voice velvet... I never knew her name... She said she came from a place called Brooklyn, Ohio...
There may indeed be a Brooklyn, Ohio. But people from there are even less likely to go to Barkeater Lake than the ones from the better-known Brooklyn.