Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for January 30, 2013
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Transcript:
Can I help you? Delores: Do you have a how-to section? Sure... What exactly are you looking to learn? Delores: My lawnmower. Ok... Lessee... "Breathing for dummies"... How to make ice"... Ah, here we are: "Big bird mows a lawn"...
Erm. How else can you react to a dimwit who goes around saying they “want to learn their lawnmower”. You don’t “learn” a lawnmower. You use a lawnmower. Or you learn how to use a lawnmower. Geez.