Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for January 30, 2013
January 29, 2013
January 31, 2013
Transcript:
Can I help you?
Delores: Do you have a how-to section?
Sure... What exactly are you looking to learn?
Delores: My lawnmower.
Ok... Lessee... "Breathing for dummies"... How to make ice"... Ah, here we are: "Big bird mows a lawn"...
Erm. How else can you react to a dimwit who goes around saying they “want to learn their lawnmower”. You don’t “learn” a lawnmower. You use a lawnmower. Or you learn how to use a lawnmower. Geez.
rshive over 11 years ago
Who would’ve thunk that retail clerks could stoop to sarcasm?
GuardianM3 over 11 years ago
Love the name of the bookstore!
Dampwaffle over 11 years ago
Erm. How else can you react to a dimwit who goes around saying they “want to learn their lawnmower”. You don’t “learn” a lawnmower. You use a lawnmower. Or you learn how to use a lawnmower. Geez.