Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for March 31, 2013
Transcript:
What a gorgeous day! Maybe I'll just walk off an disappear into the scenery! You won't get very far in cotton pants... Not in short sleeves, either. ... And those shoes, they'd last about a mile. I was trying to be symbolic. Of what? An ignorant city chick at the mercy of Mother Nature? If so, you were dead-on.
I do this sort of thing to family members all the time.