Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for July 21, 2015
Transcript:
Delores: Why'd you put that shampoo in your hair, Allen? Allen: That was a different brand. I'm always interested in new soaps. Delores: Uh-huh. Well, it seems with your allergies, you should think before you act. Allen: Mom says new allergies are only found by trying new things. Delores: Your childhood must've been one big ol' sneeze-fest. Allen: It was certainly itchy.
No matter what, I still think Allen’s an idiot and, of course, a mama’s boy.