Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for May 03, 2023
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Uh, Dew? There's a furry cowboy taking pictures of our menu. Dew: (sigh) whatta ya doin, Banks? Banks: The name's Big Tex! Ah just love yer vittles and thought Ah'd bring pho-tos back to the Ponderosa. Dew: Uh-huh. Big foam stetsons all the rage on the Pecos, now? Big Tex says mocking a cowboy's hat is grounds fer a hangin!
Fer sure the deck isn’t on the menu. Nor overcooked burgers, probably. Suspect he has some good things involving bacon though.