Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for May 16, 2023
Transcript:
Jimmy: Banks Wolfgang Offenborg? You're under arrest for assault with a deadly soup. Banks: What?! I told you I'd never hurt Dew Drop intentionally!! I helped your kid with her physics homework! Jimmy: Yeah and she got a C-minus. Banks: C-minus?! Did she use the word association?! Delores: Banks Wolfgang Offenborg? Allen: Assault with a deadly soup?
“Banks Wolfgang Offenbor” a name given by parents who meant well. Sergio Silveira Andrade III