Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for May 23, 2023
Transcript:
Allen: So, Banks has been cleared of any wrong-doing? Chuck: Yup. Looks like Morris the Hobo is the culprit. Allen: Poor ol' Morris... I wonder how he'll handle jail time. Jack: Oh, he didn't go to prison. He got community service. Morris will be working for me at the high school. Chuck: Doing what? Morris: There's a man on that thimble with an ax & a rose! Get him three figs and a crystal doorknob! Bill Can... Can't I just have detention?
This may not go well.