The number for the IRS, the number for the stockholder and the number for the bank. All numbers based on a currency based on wishes.
Or maybe, like some billionaire sleazebags with orange possums on their heads, he has a negative net worth & lives on credit from Russian gangsters.
I suspect Penn & Teller are really good at math.
Hey, governments do it too. The appraisal of a home’s value is much higher done by a local government so’s they can tax it more…
Accounting is a sub-genre of science fiction.
Dad, how much is your company worth?
Enough to provide you a lifestyle you deserve.
Next question…
Actual assets & cash flow.A pessimistic estimate for the tax man & your wife.An optimistic fantasy for the investors & mistress.
Or Abbott and Costello explaining how 7 times 13 equals 28
“We cook the numbers”
Carl Premium Member about 8 years ago
The number for the IRS, the number for the stockholder and the number for the bank. All numbers based on a currency based on wishes.
Cozmik Cowboy about 8 years ago
Or maybe, like some billionaire sleazebags with orange possums on their heads, he has a negative net worth & lives on credit from Russian gangsters.
uniquename about 8 years ago
I suspect Penn & Teller are really good at math.
ChessPirate about 8 years ago
Hey, governments do it too. The appraisal of a home’s value is much higher done by a local government so’s they can tax it more…
Teto85 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Accounting is a sub-genre of science fiction.
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Dad, how much is your company worth?
Enough to provide you a lifestyle you deserve.
Next question…
ChukLitl Premium Member about 8 years ago
Actual assets & cash flow.A pessimistic estimate for the tax man & your wife.An optimistic fantasy for the investors & mistress.
Jim Kerner about 8 years ago
Or Abbott and Costello explaining how 7 times 13 equals 28
wordsmeet almost 3 years ago
“We cook the numbers”