A man walks into a Doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the Doctor.
The Doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly…"
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Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”
Doctor: “Yes, of course.”
Patient: “Great! I never could before!”
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Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles…”
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Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m losing my memory!”
Doctor: “When did that happen?”
Patient: “When did what happen?”
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Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I do this!”
A man walks into a Doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the Doctor.
The Doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly…"
.
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”
Doctor: “Yes, of course.”
Patient: “Great! I never could before!”
.
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles…”
.
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m losing my memory!”
Doctor: “When did that happen?”
Patient: “When did what happen?”
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Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I do this!”
Doctor: “Then, don’t do that!”