Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for January 07, 2011

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    Well, we can pretty much assume he won’t be naming the baby “Scott” …

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    paha_siga  almost 14 years ago

    Naming a baby after anyone is a fine way to press on it your expectations before it can even think about what it’d want.

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    MisngNOLA  almost 14 years ago

    Throckmorton Postelwaithe.

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    makemlaugh  almost 14 years ago

    He could name it Chastity (boy or girl) to ensure he doesn’t become a grandfather.

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Percival Juggernaut, Jr.

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    ponytail56  almost 14 years ago

    so funny it hurts

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    Margueritem wins the Internet! Again!

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    runar  almost 14 years ago

    My niece, who is not only an urban redneck (and proud of it) but more than a tad racially bigoted, was trying to come up with names for her kid, and she wanted to use a fairly ordinary name, but spell it strangely. At first, I told her she’s condemning her kid to having to patiently having to spell his name over the phone, deal with misspellings, or pay to have it changed, but that didn’t dissuade her.

    After hearing some of her more fanciful ideas, I said, “Do you want people to think he’s Black?” That got her to drop the idea.

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    Wilphart  almost 14 years ago

    Yeah, I knew a white girl in college with a name like that - she was frequently thought of as Black until someone saw her face or heard her non-ebonics standard American English accent on the phone. Best story was a comment her boyfriend’s grandmother made based on her name: “So why are you dating a Black girl?” I don’t know if the comment were racially motivated, but inter-racial dating was certainly unexpected, in any case. “Huh? What? No. She’s white.”

    What was her name? It had a “La-” or a “Ja-” in front of it. LaTrisha? LaDonna? Jamilah? Something like that. “Latrina” was the first thing that came to mind, but I would have remembered it as a bathroom joke if it were Latrina.

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    Crossfire905 Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Related reading: “Baby’s Named a Bad, Bad Thing” at notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/

    Hilarious stuff, completely relevant to this topic, and absolutely not spam, I swear. My favorite from that bunch: SieQuasha.

    Yeah. Someone actually named a kid SieQuasha, if you can believe that. Google’s auto-correct wonders whether I meant “squash.” :-D

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