Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 17, 2013

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    Well done.

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    Downundergirl  over 11 years ago

    Priceless!

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    zero  over 11 years ago

    If the sales guy was really that way, shouldn’t have he been, say, 20 years older?

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    cmusicfan2000  over 11 years ago

    I think Scott’s right. If they want to treat you like a walking wallet instead of a person, you can always shop elsewhere :)

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    jmcx4  over 11 years ago

    I lke the part when they write their selling price on a a note, and you write your buying price.

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    ART Thompson Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Do they still blast the radio when you get in the car? I forgot how annoying the whole process can be.

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    TCulberson  over 11 years ago

    Been there. Walked out of the dealership

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    ChessPirate  over 11 years ago

    When I went in to buy a car in 96, I prepared myself by researching the car and the dealer on the Web. When we were discussing options, I started throwing out the letter codes they used for the options. The guy’s eyes went wide and he said “you know our codes”! That moment was priceless!

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    Irene Adler  over 11 years ago

    Ba ha ha ha ha! So true…..can’t breathe…….

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    katzenbooks45  over 11 years ago

    My husband and I wanted a minivan in the late 80s. At one dealership, the saleman wouldn’t even acknowledge my existence – only spoke to my husband. Seriously, this guy thought I wouldn’t have any say in buying a freakin’ Mom-mobile? We walked out.

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    gorbasche2  over 11 years ago

    THANK YOU SCOTT, for saying “How To Not” instead of the deplorable “How Not To”.

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    Ez2foome  over 11 years ago

    Don’t you love it when they ask, “So how much are you thinking of spending?” That’s when you say, “What’s your lowest price?”

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