Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 31, 2013

Enough with the zombies already!

So tired of zombies, and sparkly vampires, too.

Brains!

They"re everywhere. I was at a hockey game and they had a zombie driving the zamboni.

If you want to see people that have returned from the grave, just come to Chicago on election day.

The vector for communicating zombie syndrome is unknown and has no cure. Several drug companies are developing orphan drugs to manage or slow its effects which will cost a quarter of a million dollars per year per patient. Be sure your insurance has zombie drug coverage.

I don’t mind zombies played for laughs, but zombies played for scares are hard to innovate.

“Don’t be judgmental about those you disagree with as they do outnumber you.” – Scott Meyer.I’m putting that on my wall!

" I saw a zombie drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’sHis hair was PERFECT."

Wait……

Let’s move on to the Next Big Thing: Giant City-stomping Monsters. Godzilla 2014!