Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for January 24, 2014

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    zero  almost 11 years ago

    Yeah the old “experts” flip flop/and repeat. . ..

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Skip the middle man and apply the sanitizer to Jenkins. Not the best solution, but he’s gonna fight real hard if you come at him with unfamiliar soap and water. .(Hand sanitizer, per se, is not a problem. If it’s just gelled alcohol, it’s reasonably effective and not going to improve the breed of bacteria. When it contains “antibacterials,” it’s a problem. Use no “antibacterial” products. They are one of the factors in the growth of superbugs, the other being the overuse and improper use of antibiotics. Yep. Yo mama’s a biological terrorist.)

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Sanitizer doesn’t make you clean, it kills most of the germs that live on dirt. The dirt is still there, providing food for the germs that the sanitizer doesn’t kill. And their descendants.Put Jenkins in a sanitarium. That’s close enough, and no one would question it.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    2014!!! It’s 2014!!!!

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    ChessPirate  almost 11 years ago

    Scott, I know you don’t want to hear this, but you may have to amputate…

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    CougarAllen  almost 11 years ago

    ZOMG! What we’ve all been waiting for — it’s 2014!!!!!!! (For now — of course we might go back to 2013 Monday. But for now …) LET’S CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 11 years ago

    How did he come to touch Jenkins anyway? Was it an accidental brush? A slap?

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