There was an online discussion a while back about how to best inform your former lovers of an STD. I suggested a singing telegram, to the tune of “I’ve got a brand new pair of rollerskates”.
“I’ve got a brand new crotch infection, I think it’s an STD -
I think you should come to the clinic and get tested with me!"
Willywise52 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Maybe it’s a better idea to try using BOTH hands.
ChessPirate almost 7 years ago
“Those aren’t pillows!”
Nuliajuk almost 7 years ago
There was an online discussion a while back about how to best inform your former lovers of an STD. I suggested a singing telegram, to the tune of “I’ve got a brand new pair of rollerskates”.
“I’ve got a brand new crotch infection, I think it’s an STD -
I think you should come to the clinic and get tested with me!"
Coyoty Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Maybe a game called Clued would be better. “It was Peaches in the bedroom with the vibrator!”
dstarfire almost 7 years ago
That’s my new comeback for when somebody says I’m wrong. “Okay, I’m not here to judge.”