Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for March 13, 2019

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 6 years ago

    Summer is coming soon and we all know what melting shoes on asphalt and burning nose hair smells like.

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    Ray*C  almost 6 years ago

    Key limes are pretty yellow when they are ripe. If you order a piece of key lime pie at a restaurant, and itā€™s green, send it back like you would a limp Bordeaux or a brown-inside Filet Mignon .

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    Willywise52 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Lol.

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    ChessPirate  almost 6 years ago

    I think my nose hairs sometimes do smell badā€¦ Hey, Iā€™m getting betterā€¦ ā˜ŗ

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    waltermgm  almost 6 years ago

    Are you pondering what Iā€™m pondering?

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    cheap_day_return  almost 6 years ago

    Why would anyone buy a car with a ā€œLimitedā€ badge on the trunk?

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 6 years ago

    I never hear about hydroplane races at all.

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    Concretionist  almost 6 years ago

    Some folksā€™ breath is bad even when you smell it as they exhale through their nose. Going nose-blind has always seemed like an okay adaptation to stink, since we donā€™t have ā€œnose lidsā€ to shut.

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