Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 24, 2020

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    Auntie Socialist  over 4 years ago

    Betty, The Zombie Snuffer…?

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    edwardhnelson  over 4 years ago

    Prophetic

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    Zombies are not covered by medical insurance or Medicaid, so movies are showing the only currently available treatment options.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 4 years ago

    The only accurate fictional depiction of a zombie i have ever seen was in Doonesbury, when Baby Doc drugged Duke into “Legume”.

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    ChessPirate  over 4 years ago

    “Here’s a new one! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Zombie Vampires.”

    “How are they stopped?”

    “Decapitating them…”

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    Thinkingblade  over 4 years ago

    I think it is prophetic since now there are genres of zombies – the George Romero fast zombies, vs. the slow creeping zombies, vs. the mutating undead of the Resident Evil video game/movies, etc. It isn’t just common it is codified.

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    StephenRice  over 4 years ago

    I thought the whole zombie thing was dead, but they just keep going Kind of like…like…the Energizer Bunny!

    (Waits for dramatic chords, gets “wah-wah-waaah” instead. Lousy production values!)

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    I wonder if this was in response to “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.”

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