Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 31, 2020

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    How come eyes have lids and neither ears nor noses do? It seems like an obvious oversight. Well, maybe we weren’t  actually designed after all.

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    ChessPirate  about 4 years ago

    “I can’t use this roll-on deodorant.”

    “Why not?”

    “It just committed suicide…”

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 4 years ago

    “So why can’t you be fired for not wearing a wig?”

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    JamesAlexander  about 4 years ago

    Actually, ears do have covers. However, most people have never used the muscles in the ear flaps to cover the ear canals. I worked with man who knew a gunsmith as a child. The gunsmith would test fire behind his shop into a barrel of water. The gunsmith knew how to close his ear flaps an had no hearing loss. Many people can wiggle their nose and make the nostrils flare. Few practice closing their nostrils.

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