B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 19, 2010

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    sjoujke  over 14 years ago

    From the way the athletes are flaunting their snowboards and skis at the Olympics, I think he just might have something.

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    MontanaLady  over 14 years ago

    Ah, is that what makes the Curling Stones roll faster?

    Or is it the Rolling Stones curl faster?

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    There’s some other ideas you could have given her, Peter. But you would need to run fast! Olympic gold medal fast.

    Good Morning BC13

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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    So, he waxes sarcastic.

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    How about outboard motors.

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    Cynical but true, just take a look at NASCAR cars.

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    wicky  over 14 years ago

    Use jetskis.

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    DolphinGirl78  over 14 years ago

    à la Wile E. Coyote of course… :)

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    You may also want to put in a lighter subsitute for yourself.

    Good Morning, Lonewolf (again).

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    siredonnthedragon  over 14 years ago

    HA!

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    Digital Frog  over 14 years ago

    Show her the ACME catalog, I’m sure they have some rocket powered contraption that would fit her needs

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    A more aerodynamically sound figure.

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    Trainwreck_1  over 14 years ago

    “Endorsement Logos”? If their trying to associate this with the Olympics it is then truly a sad day! And if by saying “Look at the snowboards and skis your saying they are showing off brand names or any other type of advertisements you might be seeing what’s happening but your not watching what’s happening. Take what happened to Ryan Miller: http://www.overoll.com/Content/Miller-Time-slogan-for-US-goalie-is-bounced-/2010/2/17/181524.news And to compare the Olympic to NASCAR in anyway raises being “Cynical” to new heights!

    Now that I’m done with that I’ll step down from my soapbox and say… To Pacejv Very clever…

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    BC13: “You may also want to put in a lighter subsitute for yourself.”

    When I’m without a lighter I use matches as a substitute. But I’ve never seen matches so big you could ski on ‘em…

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    IndyMan  over 14 years ago

    I’m surprised that the skis stay on top of the snow with ‘Fat Broad’ on them then again it would probably take a whole can of wax to get them to go fast with her.

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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    @PaulM…thank you….or as they say, in Spain, “Much Grass.”Actually, Canada needs less grass and more snow.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Naw, Pete, that’s the Nascar Fusion that works on. The endorsements go on the uniform in skiing.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    And yeah, I am cynical, Paul. Steven Colbert called and says I ave to mail more snow.

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    saskatchewankid  over 14 years ago

    great idea from a cynical point of view.

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