B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 19, 2010

From the way the athletes are flaunting their snowboards and skis at the Olympics, I think he just might have something.

Ah, is that what makes the Curling Stones roll faster?

Or is it the Rolling Stones curl faster?

There’s some other ideas you could have given her, Peter. But you would need to run fast! Olympic gold medal fast.

Good Morning BC13

So, he waxes sarcastic.

How about outboard motors.

Cynical but true, just take a look at NASCAR cars.

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Use jetskis.

à la Wile E. Coyote of course… :)

You may also want to put in a lighter subsitute for yourself.

Good Morning, Lonewolf (again).

HA!

Show her the ACME catalog, I’m sure they have some rocket powered contraption that would fit her needs

A more aerodynamically sound figure.

“Endorsement Logos”? If their trying to associate this with the Olympics it is then truly a sad day! And if by saying “Look at the snowboards and skis your saying they are showing off brand names or any other type of advertisements you might be seeing what’s happening but your not watching what’s happening. Take what happened to Ryan Miller: http://www.overoll.com/Content/Miller-Time-slogan-for-US-goalie-is-bounced-/2010/2/17/181524.news And to compare the Olympic to NASCAR in anyway raises being “Cynical” to new heights!

Now that I’m done with that I’ll step down from my soapbox and say… To Pacejv Very clever…

BC13: “You may also want to put in a lighter subsitute for yourself.”

When I’m without a lighter I use matches as a substitute. But I’ve never seen matches so big you could ski on ‘em…

I’m surprised that the skis stay on top of the snow with ‘Fat Broad’ on them then again it would probably take a whole can of wax to get them to go fast with her.

@PaulM…thank you….or as they say, in Spain, “Much Grass.”Actually, Canada needs less grass and more snow.

Naw, Pete, that’s the Nascar Fusion that works on. The endorsements go on the uniform in skiing.

And yeah, I am cynical, Paul. Steven Colbert called and says I ave to mail more snow.

great idea from a cynical point of view.