B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 20, 2011

You’ll be able to see them, just not when they’re on your feet.

Can you blame her???

I have a friend who’s a really big old mountain man. He says you know you’re fat when you have to throw a mirror on the floor to see your…well, you know! LOL

The doctor said,”You’ll ‘ll have to diet!”

Dye it? said I, I haven’t seen it for years. What color is it now?

He’s not wearing any shoes either.

It’s a biotch at 5 degrees without them, though.

Good point.

It’s true, her downward view is blocked both front and rear.

I only take the shoes off in summer - and indoors only.

Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

But you can stomp on snakes better! Or kick someone’s b..

Good morning, BCers

What’s about the sandals they can wear on their feet?

Well Darkforce,

You may choose to walk into a public restroom without them…not I

……eeeewwwwwwww !!!

eeewwwwwwww !!! is right. I like to go barefoot outdoors and take a chanch with ‘land mines’, but not in there.

“Dye it”? As the old Polish punch line says…..

“Man, that ain’t hair, them’s flies!”

Wait a minute, none of them wear shoes. Why do they need a shoe store?