B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 15, 2011

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    MontanaLady  over 13 years ago

    I prefer Merlot, thank you very much!!!!

    Good morning, Cave Dwellers!!!!

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Is that enough to get you through the long season ahead, Wiley? I think not.

    Some Clydesdale.

    Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

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    rshive  over 13 years ago

    Pulled by the Clysdale mammoth.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    ML a real man drinks beer at the ball park, $7 a paper cup.

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    Here we go!

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    Dkram  over 13 years ago

    B dubble E, dubble R, U, N.

    hic \\//_

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    pamlicorat  over 13 years ago

    Good Morning Lonewolf, Gweedo, Grog, & Everyone

    With the way they play, that isn’t enough for the first inning.

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    wndrwrthg  over 13 years ago

    I think that I shall never hear A poem as lovely as a beer I’ve heard of trees and leaves of grass But true poetry comes in a glass Be it in a mug, flute or stein Beer’s delicious most any time Barley, malt and those hops What they produce is just the tops Whether a Pilsner, Ale or Stout All make me give a shout Oh, that lovely, lovely taste Never should it be drank in haste It may be warm or it may be cold Such a glorious sight to behold From the tap, bottle or can For your thirst, there’s nothing better than When you come home tired and dirty There’s no time like beer-thirty Before the first domestic cow did moo Man had on hand his favorite brew So to you I raise a cheer As I drink my delicious beer.

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    midiranger  over 13 years ago

    wndwrthg - Hear! Hear! clap clap clap . . author! author! Take a bow, sir.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I’m with you Montana Lady!

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    vzs1022  over 13 years ago

    wndrwrthg I enjoyed your poem! I like beer and red wine. They each have their special occassion.

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    leweclectic  over 13 years ago

    The qualities were of Beer and Wine were probably never better stated than when Benjamin Franklin noted:

    Beer and Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

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    keltii  over 13 years ago

    its always beer-thirty,, in canada,, i think

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    Woody157  over 13 years ago

    To paraphrase Jimmy Buffet, “It’s always ‘beer-thirty’ somewhere.

    (anyone know how to be rid of box around what I send? HELP!)

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    I guess the manager really is a fan of the game. Last time we went. the guys behind us got drunk and stupid (maybe not in that order) and our group left early to get away from them before we killed them. Drunks are the only ones having fun around themselves and end up killing folks driving home like that.. Sorry. Just pointing out this isn’t really as funny as it seems and is destroying a lot of possible fun times kids could have a game.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member over 13 years ago

    @Woody Only you see that box around your comments. It’s a way to help you find what you wrote on a page of otherwise identical comments.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    freeholder1 when I’m drinking, I leave the driving to taxi drivers. But it really pisses me off when they are drinking on the job. I will report them.

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    boldyuma  over 13 years ago

    As Grog mentioned… The key..to transport with the Mammoth wagon..is to make “Bud(Wiley)..Wiser”…where’s Wolfie..standing in for the Dalmatian riding the wagon?..Babe Ruth didn’t need steroids…wonder what brand of beer the Babe imbibed?..

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    x_Tech  over 13 years ago

    ^The one nearest him… That’s what I do.

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    Woody157  over 13 years ago

    Thanks, Saucy1121. Glad 2 no Eye was C’ing thangs that’er really there. Have not had eyes checked in 5 years (OK, 4.5 yrs) but that ends Monday 18 APRIL 2011 - TAX DAY!!! Also, having to sit in her chair while she asks, “Which is sharper the Red one or the Green one?” the only thing I can say is, “Doc, they both are as fuzzy as a piece of 6 week old cheese!” I can spell better than the 1st 2 lines. I was responding to your last line, “…on a page of otherwise Identical comments.”

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    DonVanni  over 13 years ago

    Grog! That’s what the need on Wiley’s team! Grog! And plenty of it!

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    lin4869  over 13 years ago

    Always good to see the Budweiser mammoth!

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