B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 15, 2011

I prefer Merlot, thank you very much!!!!

Good morning, Cave Dwellers!!!!

Is that enough to get you through the long season ahead, Wiley? I think not.

Some Clydesdale.

Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

Pulled by the Clysdale mammoth.

ML a real man drinks beer at the ball park, $7 a paper cup.

Here we go!

B dubble E, dubble R, U, N.

hic \\//_

Good Morning Lonewolf, Gweedo, Grog, & Everyone

With the way they play, that isn’t enough for the first inning.

I think that I shall never hear A poem as lovely as a beer I’ve heard of trees and leaves of grass But true poetry comes in a glass Be it in a mug, flute or stein Beer’s delicious most any time Barley, malt and those hops What they produce is just the tops Whether a Pilsner, Ale or Stout All make me give a shout Oh, that lovely, lovely taste Never should it be drank in haste It may be warm or it may be cold Such a glorious sight to behold From the tap, bottle or can For your thirst, there’s nothing better than When you come home tired and dirty There’s no time like beer-thirty Before the first domestic cow did moo Man had on hand his favorite brew So to you I raise a cheer As I drink my delicious beer.

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wndwrthg - Hear! Hear! clap clap clap . . author! author! Take a bow, sir.

I’m with you Montana Lady!

wndrwrthg I enjoyed your poem! I like beer and red wine. They each have their special occassion.

The qualities were of Beer and Wine were probably never better stated than when Benjamin Franklin noted:

Beer and Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

its always beer-thirty,, in canada,, i think

To paraphrase Jimmy Buffet, “It’s always ‘beer-thirty’ somewhere.

(anyone know how to be rid of box around what I send? HELP!)

I guess the manager really is a fan of the game. Last time we went. the guys behind us got drunk and stupid (maybe not in that order) and our group left early to get away from them before we killed them. Drunks are the only ones having fun around themselves and end up killing folks driving home like that.. Sorry. Just pointing out this isn’t really as funny as it seems and is destroying a lot of possible fun times kids could have a game.

@Woody Only you see that box around your comments. It’s a way to help you find what you wrote on a page of otherwise identical comments.

freeholder1 when I’m drinking, I leave the driving to taxi drivers. But it really pisses me off when they are drinking on the job. I will report them.

As Grog mentioned… The key..to transport with the Mammoth wagon..is to make “Bud(Wiley)..Wiser”…where’s Wolfie..standing in for the Dalmatian riding the wagon?..Babe Ruth didn’t need steroids…wonder what brand of beer the Babe imbibed?..

^The one nearest him… That’s what I do.

Thanks, Saucy1121. Glad 2 no Eye was C’ing thangs that’er really there. Have not had eyes checked in 5 years (OK, 4.5 yrs) but that ends Monday 18 APRIL 2011 - TAX DAY!!! Also, having to sit in her chair while she asks, “Which is sharper the Red one or the Green one?” the only thing I can say is, “Doc, they both are as fuzzy as a piece of 6 week old cheese!” I can spell better than the 1st 2 lines. I was responding to your last line, “…on a page of otherwise Identical comments.”

Grog! That’s what the need on Wiley’s team! Grog! And plenty of it!

Always good to see the Budweiser mammoth!

Mammoths went extinct just 4,000 yrs ago. Some scientists (like Simon Bar Sinister) believe they can use mammoth DNA to eventually somewhat resurrect the species genetically like in Jurassic Park as an elephant/mammoth hybrid.