So the chicken says “Where’s the other side?” And the turtle says, “It’s over there.” And the chicken says, “That’s what I thought, but when I was over there some darn fool told me it was over here!”
I sure hope your power is restored sooner. Are you able to stay warm? (When Hurricane Ivan surprised us in Ohio a few years ago, people lost a lot of food, etc. but it wasn’t cold, for which I was extremely thankful.)
hsawlrae almost 13 years ago
If the chicken doesn’t know, then who does?……or cares.
adubman almost 13 years ago
Yeah, now we know, but it darn near killed him.
doc white almost 13 years ago
Don’t ask, don’t tell. Okay its lame. But i don’t care.
alviebird almost 13 years ago
He got tired of hearing the question.
geometeer almost 13 years ago
“I dream of a better world. A world where a chicken cross the road without having her motives questioned.”
ransomdstone almost 13 years ago
To get to the other side.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 13 years ago
And come home to roost.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Looking at the group shot in the banner…looks like Snake is nervously trying to stay out of the Fat Broad’s line of sight.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Hope he looks both ways.
clucky almost 13 years ago
Maybe turtle was gonna ask “Which came first” ??
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
But I’m sure there are pplenty of people out there who still wantto know the answers to many questions, including that one.
Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.
walruscarver2000 almost 13 years ago
So the chicken says “Where’s the other side?” And the turtle says, “It’s over there.” And the chicken says, “That’s what I thought, but when I was over there some darn fool told me it was over here!”
Knightman Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Take care Dog! I hope the best for you guys on the other coast!
lightenup Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Actually, chicken, the question that I really want an answer to is “who was first, you or the egg?”
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Wait…doggety-dog…if the power’s OFF, then how…?
kc2idv almost 13 years ago
We now have the answer as to why the chicken crossed the road….velociraptor on the other side.
Anandgyan almost 13 years ago
kudos to walruscarver who managed to add to the hidden punch-line.
Neanderthal almost 13 years ago
Beating hearts don’t need an excuse.
Jonni almost 13 years ago
The definitive answer: roadrunner escaped the coyote, again.
tuslog64 almost 13 years ago
Actually, the reason the chicken crossed the road was to prove to the 0’possum that it COULD be done!
jppjr almost 13 years ago
Why did the chicken go half-way across the road?
She wanted to “lay it on the line”
KEA almost 13 years ago
I’m wondering where the modern road came from
Trainwreck_1 almost 13 years ago
… I’ve always thought it was to prove to the armadillo it could be done?
AJCA almost 13 years ago
@geomeeter – I saw that quote in a movie once, but can’t remember which movie, care to refresh my memory?
joylion almost 13 years ago
i’m gonna ask anyway, Why DID the chicken cross the road??
bluskies almost 13 years ago
@kea- ancient alien astronauts built it. Same guys who moved the rocks for Stonehenge, the pyramids, and Rapa Nui.
lin4869 almost 13 years ago
I sure hope your power is restored sooner. Are you able to stay warm? (When Hurricane Ivan surprised us in Ohio a few years ago, people lost a lot of food, etc. but it wasn’t cold, for which I was extremely thankful.)
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Don’t ask what?
garyhill almost 13 years ago
We in Tennessee KNOW why the chicken crossed the road; – - – to show the possums and skunks that it CAN be done,