B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 21, 2014

A no with a punch in it.

Anothe term for…flatulate?

Is this another term for…flatulation? That’s gotta be a real gas.

No, but hum a few bars and I’ll fake it.

can you cook tripe?

What a hilarious offering….NOT !!! Despite Googling the words, this comic is just not funny in any shape or form. It just does not make any sense.

Some terms just seem vaguely obscene, whether they are or not.

I take away that by using scientific terms he thought she would not understand asking her to grow a second stomach was calling her a cow.

NahBig violent women beating nonviolent men for each and every perceived insult is not justified by the mindless claim men and women should treat each other equally, not when women insist on unequal treatment and men do whatever women insist on..Another way of looking at it is that jobs exist if the applicant is willing and able to do those jobs..There are many jobs most men won’t do.There are many jobs most women won’t do..This leads to inequality of result..Funniest is when women bosses seem to favor male employees over female employees. I’m sure they don’t, but they appear to, based on final results.

And all those men were raised or not raised by their mothers, giving them their foundational concepts.

Is that code for “fart”?

@moepatches2000You decode correctly!

Fat Broad in now on her way to the welfare office.

Could it be he was calling her a horse’s ass?

It’s a good thing he didn’t ask her if she masticates (a word I learned from Mad magazine many years ago).

No, but I can discombobulate my sacroiliac.

The so-called “double standard” exists because women are on the whole smaller and weaker than the men who hit them. It’s why most male claims of domestic abuse are disbelieved — a 6ft, 185 – lb. construction worker regularly gets the crap beaten out of him by his wife, who is maybe all of 5’6" and weighs all of 128 lbs soaking wet? Yeah, right. (NOTE: I’m not saying that that’s MY opinion — I am only saying that that’s the perception behind the unwritten societal rule that says that women can hit men and get away with it but any man who so much as looks funny at a woman is a monster who should be put away for the rest of his natural life.

I’m sorry but violence as a solution regardless of previous slights is not justified.

Offered her a nonsense nonexistent job, and she realized it and did what she usually does when he gets lippy with her.

No, but I can split an atom with a hammer.

My favorite used to be – if a sound system was malfunctioning:Hmmm, sounds like too much linear distortion in the downward modulation peaks!

Maybe he wants to know if she can freeze a cow’s second stomach in a blast chiller… I’d rather use it for beer.

Beer: No bic? Haven’t heard that since Vietnam.

I read once that in most cases in which a man beat up a woman, she struck him first.This would not justify the deed, but it is interesting — if true — the the violence by the woman triggered the violence by the man..Doesn’t matter in my case because I am unable to strike a woman, even in self defense. I learned this the hard way when a classmate stabbed at me with a pointed stick. I took the stick away without touching her but was unable to strike back at her as she continued to attack. Snakes are less dangerous and I CAN kill them if absolutely necessary..(She got another fellow killed later and nearly got her boyfriend killed when she sicced him on me. I was glad BF recovered and glad I was nowhere around when she got the deputy killed.)

One of the stomachs in a ruminant (cow) is called a rumen, where bacteria break down the grass. Those bacteria are working fortheir rumen board! (room and board?)