B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 12, 2016

Good thing you gave them the wrong location.

Name, rank, and serial number.

Ask a silly question…

Not to worry… Call Grog…

Or why the batteries don’t short out?

Volcanic pumice, it has tiny air pockets and will float. ‘Rafts’ of pumice have been seen on the ocean that are miles wide.

very high salt content

I don’t remember ever reading anything in BC to suggest the tablets were made out of stone.

I remember writing tablets when I was a little kid, where you had to navigate the pencil around chunks of wood…

I just got a education I didn’t have to pay for.

They need a wall, and a Border Patrol and INS that actually stop and deport invaders; not catch and release.

Saw that one coming