Ben by Daniel Shelton for October 13, 2018

Sure she is, but I love the way you look now.

And do these pants make my butt look big?

Painted yourself into a corner, there.

There should have been another deer-in-the-headlights panel.

Wow, did she forget the reaction she got 3 days ago when she let down her hair??

Go ahead and cut your hair. If you don’t like it, grow it back out.

Get new glasses and ditch the pony tail.

Women just DON’T get it … and never will!

You can’ blame the pants and guys like them that way.