Ben by Daniel Shelton for July 08, 2023

Just say one morning you woke up and found all your hair on the floor.

I have a lot of hair on my head. I cannot remember anyone of my relatives being bald. We most likely have a high % of neanderthal in our blood. My business partner on the other hand is a Q ball. Can’t imagine putting sun block on my scalp!

That kid is going to fear combing all its life. They should have kept to Darth Vader.

I told my godson that the round hay bales out in fields were uncured marshmallows.

At this point he doesn’t know what to believe, and probably doesn’t.

When my hair started getting thin around the crown I went crew cut!!! #3 on top and ‘skin’ on the sides with a fade. If ever my hair goes to where Ben’s is, I will go Bruce Willis and shave it!

Btw I don’t know if there’s any truth to if you’re curious about which side of your parents you may have got it from, they say look at your mom’s brothers. I have no bald relatives on either side but thinning hair is on my mom’s side. All of my dad’s side of the fam have beautiful thick hair.

Four kinds of hair tools for men. Comb, brush, fingers and . . . .

When mine started to leave, I just shaved it all off! Give me all or none!