Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 21, 1991

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THE ZANY ESCAPADES OF ELLEN! Ellen, a bleached-blonde high school sophomore, is 15. By a wacky coincidence, this is also her I.Q. Ellen drawing: Duh. I do not want to say Ellen is stupid, but she was kicked off the pom-pom squad because she couldn't spell the cheers. (haha) Ellen drawing: Gimme a V! Gimme an I! Gimme a K! Uh...No...wait a sec... Yes, folks, it is hard to believe that a creature like Ellen comes from the same gene pool as her brilliant and witter future-artist brother, NATE! Ellen drawing: Dang! More acne! Ellen: I'll kill him. Nate: Uh oh...