Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 02, 1991
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SPRING CLEANING! Nate: I finally make it to spring vacation and what happens? Dad decides we are going to do this mega house cleaning! BOGUS! Dad: A clean house is a happy house! Nate: I am like his cleaning slave. So far today i have vacuumed the whole house, cleaned the oven, scrubbed the titles in the shower, and washed all the windows. Dad: WORK! Nate: Now i am sitting here in my room trying to rest before "Mr. Clean" strikes again. I just heard his voice, so i guess he has something else for me to do. Dad: NATE! Nate: He probably wants me to polish his head.
Polish his head? Puh-leez. It’s already crystal clear!