Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 21, 1991
Transcript:
She's sugar! She's spice! She's incredibly nice!! Ellen! Most perfect person in the world!! Say! Who's that? That's Ellen Wright! Ellen, can I have your autograph? Of course, youngster! She;s perfect, yet humble! Gawrsh! Say, Ellen! Are you a model? Little ol' me? Shucks, no! Here! Take this! It's my life's savings! Ellen: Now that's more like it! Nate: My first "Sell-out."
He must of been bribed.