Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 01, 1991

Transcript:

Can't touch this! Fresh! Word up! It's back - to - school rap! With Flash master Francis! Hey there people now don't you be illin'! I'm flashmaster Francis here to say: I'm chillin! The weather is hot but I'm feeling cool because in only 2 days I go back to school! What can I say? I really like education! But my friend nate Wright doesn't share my e-lation! Spending time with our teachers has him feeling grim! Because they all love me and they all hate him! I butter up my teachers while I'm gettin' down! When I go to bed at night I wear a cap and gown! When I get good grades the other kids get mad because I love looking good while they look bad! My life is empty when school is out! If I can't sit in class, I sit and Pout! Why's a great guy like Nate my buddy when all I ever do is act geeky and study? Francis: This is cool! Can I keep this? Nate: Francis, you meathead! It's supposed to be insulting!