Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 31, 1992
Transcript:
My Life as A Child Prodigy Nate's Autobiography: I was born eleven years and three months ago in a small town. Little did anyone know back then that i was destined for greatness . At a very early age, I taught myself to draw. I practiced by making drawings of my little sister Ellen. She was too stupid to appreciate my talents. The first person to recognize my genius was my 6th grade art teacher, Mr. Rosa. He agreed to become my mentor even though he knew someday i would surpass him, art-wise. Nate: I'm writing my my autobiography now! once i get famous, I probably won't have the time! Mr Rosa: Good thinking.
When did Doctor Cesspool give birth to Nate?