Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 26, 1992

Transcript:

Nate: Hello again, ladies and germs! (haha) Welcome to another edition of: Lifestyles of the lame and clueless! Yes, folks, the day that nobody (expect for Ellen) has been waiting for is finally here! What is this day? you ask. It's is ellen's long-awaited first date with Kenny Smithson, captain of the baseball team! Kenny plans to pick ellen up in his fabulous 1974 Dodge "swinger." Then off they will go to an expensive dinner! Then these two crazy lovebirds will zip off to a romantic movie at the glamorous multi-plex cinema down at the mall! The question is: Will Ellen's dream date be everything she hoped it would be? Will this be the start of a major romance? There is only one way to find the answer! Francis: Why are they sitting way back there? Nate: Get down, Francis! They'll see us!